Tweets

    ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

    I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

    She likes to sleep. It makes her forget about it.
    (via uglierer)

    (Source: meetaclassybitch)


    thepussytrembles:

    same

    unmatespritship:

    going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out

    image

    (Source: fentonthermos)


    shisnojon:

    honestly


    (Source: seidur)

    dropdeadesu:

    A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”


    chrisisoninfiniteearths:

    xainagal:

    the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

    Always reblog.

    (Source: pigeonsandnonsense)

    5herlockholme5:

    thepainofthefeels:

    5herlockholme5:

    ha im a piece of trash

    As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
    Is seven okay?

    you smooth fucker

    Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm.
    (via bl-ossomed)

    (Source: visua-liz-e)

    h0llaween:

    yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

    (Source: echoos)


    (Source: gracesquatch)


    "True love comes in many forms."

    (Inspired by this post)

    (Source: mickeyandcompany)


    (Source: dreamberks)